The Kinks Star in "Christmas Songs You're Not Completely Tired of Yet, Part 3"
Beer and Cleaning Products is pleased to present another song for your general enjoyment at this time of the season, because even Ringo thinks that the Paul McCartney Christmas song is an utter train...
View ArticleLittle Big League vs. Rookie of the Year: Who Ya Got?
There are many 50/50 preferential battles in the annals of American history: Coke v. Pepsi, Leno v. Letterman, The Godfather v. Goodfellas, etc., but there is perhaps no greater debate than the one I...
View ArticleOrange Juice Stars in "Christmas Songs You're Not Tired of Yet", featuring...
Beer and Cleaning Products is pleased to present another song for your general enjoyment at this time of the season, because no matter how catchy a song is, no one should be forced to think of George...
View ArticleJames Brown Stars in Another "Christmas Song You're Not Tired of Yet"
Beer and Cleaning Products is pleased to present another song for your general enjoyment at this time of the season, because Bono's most egotistical moment in music shouldn't happen in the midst of a...
View ArticlePearl Jam Stars in "Christmas Songs You're Not Tired of Yet" Part 6
The artists formerly known as Mookie BlaylockEvery year, Pearl Jam sends out a Christmas single to the members of its official fan club, the Ten Club, but not all capture quite a mood such as “Let Me...
View ArticleDavid Bowie and Bing Crosby Star in "Christmas Songs You're Not Tired of...
Beer and Cleaning Products is pleased to present another song for your general enjoyment at this time of the season, because only socially stunted nine year olds like "Grandma Got Run Over by a...
View ArticleB&CP’s Guide to TV for the New Year
Every year around this time of year TV gets filled with crappy holiday specials, shitty reruns, and dumparific previews for the next Real Housewives series. Everybody knows that the good stuff is on...
View Article2011: The Year I Better Myself
I don’t know about you, but I thought 2010 was a big piece of shit. Rather than cross my fingers and hope 2011 is better, I’ve decided to make my New Years resolution something a lot bigger, a lot...
View ArticleBeer & Cleaning Products' 2010 Year-in-Review
(I'm sorry to ruin your NYE party Lt. Dan, but she tasted like cigarettes.)Year-end best of lists are so in, aren't they? Well even if they aren't, I couldn't sit by idly watching TV shows and...
View ArticleSpecial Ed vs The Hoffbeast: Best/Worst Movies of 2010
It's that time of year: the time that us cinephiles and compulsive list makers get together and share our carefully crafted rankings of the best and worst movies of the year. Hit "read more" to...
View ArticleBCP breaks down NFL Wild Card Weekend
You know, I've sort of approached pro football with a general sense of apathy for the past two or three years. I think my newly-developed rabid fervor for baseball just lessened the appeal of any other...
View ArticleStigmata and Religious Symbolism in "Home Alone"
Religious symbolism in secular Christmas films is nothing new. The holiday itself is a nice mixture of non-religious traditions with varying degrees of Christian undertones. So you’re...
View Article10 things I hate that you all love
When I started this website almost one year ago, I made a solemn promise to my readers: that I would tear down all things that suck. With thorough bashings of Ben Roethlisberger, Jesse James, James...
View Article11 things I love that you all hate
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View ArticleAnd Then There Were 8: An NFL Divisional Playoff Preview
(The bye weeks are done: it's business time for Tom Brady & Matt Ryan)After a dismal Saturday that saw Special Ed stumble to an 0-2 start in playoff pick 'em, I was debating whether or not to even...
View ArticleFive Things I'm Into This Week
So looks like the crew here at Beer and Cleaning Productshas fallen into a trend. The trend is lists, as Special Ed said in the Best of 2010 post, they are SO in right now! You have Special Ed's 10...
View ArticleMy Plan for a Better Tomorrow: King of America
Boom! Wake up, America. You’ve just decided to appoint the Hoffbeast as the first ever King of America. And buckle up because “King” is just a fun title, I’m a dictator baby and I’ve got a plan that is...
View Article2011 Oscar Nominations List
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View Article5 Things I'm Into This Week (Vol. 2)
Alright sports fans, so last week's 5 Things I'm Into This Week proved to be a pretty big hit around these parts, both with the viewers and my fellow co-blogers. So I'm back and this week I'm bringing...
View ArticleYoutube Video of the Month
Has it been a while since your socks have been knocked off by a musical performance?Do yourself a favor: check out Youtuber, Lea Cappelli's cover of "Sugar in My Bowl" and fall in love.
View ArticleSecond annual BCP Oscars pool extravaganza!
Despite the fact that I've indefinitely slowed down production on the blog to concentrate on other important aspects of life (you know, getting a real job, making money, shit like that), I would...
View ArticleMy Gift to the World: The Fake Stomach
It’s time to make the world a better place, inventors. Let’s stop playing around with phone apps and get down to what really matters: our eating habits. I’ve come up with the invention that will...
View ArticleSecond annual Academy Award running diary...King's Speech reigns supreme
OK, movie fans, the time has come for yet another massive running diary. Did I rip off the concept from ESPN.com's Bill Simmons? Yeah, but he's probably too busy running podcasts from his L.A. mansion...
View ArticleThe Best Music Videos of the 2000's.
The music video: once the slayer of the radio star, now currently being swept under the rug of the Internet. Though the hay day for music videos was in the 1980s and 1990s, its really came into its own...
View ArticleNew posts: COMING SOON!
(WAKE YOUR ASS, WE'VE GOT A BLOG TO WRITE!)Dear anyone,I bet this one surprised you a little bit. Didn't see it coming, did ya? Yeah well, neither did I to be honest with you. I've been on a four-month...
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